do not rent me anything.

otherwise, this happens.

i had no idea that DEBT COLLECTORS came after you for overdue library books. i thought that librarians just glared at you a little more harshly, or you would drive an extra ten miles to the branch library out of sheer embarrassment, or you would get a medal one day for returning your books after they were 60 years overdue and everyone had a good laugh and your integrity was remarked upon.

nope.

i think i have some kind of gene that precludes my ever returning a book or dvd on time. honestly. would that hold up in court? otherwise, i'm takin' it on the lam!